FUN CONVERSATIONS

MY DAUGHTER, MOTHER AND I WENT ON A WALK THE OTHER DAY. MY MOM AND I WERE JUST CHATTING AWAY AND MY DAUGHTER ATHENA, TELLS MY MOM " YOU KNOW WHAT NANA WHEN I GET BIG I'M GOING TO FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED. THEN I'M GOING TO KISS A BOY, BUT I CAN'T KISS THE BOY UNTIL I'M MARRIED MY MAMA SAID SO." I HAD ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO KISS A BOY A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER AND SHE SAID THAT SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO GET MARRIED SO SHE COULD KISS A BOY.

MY TWO YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL HAS BEEN POTTY TRAINING FOR 3WEEKS WITH LITTLE TO NO ACCIDENTS EVEN AT NIGHT. SO MY MOM TOLD HER THAT FOR HER BIRTHDAY SHE COULD GET HER EARS PIERCED. ATHENA TELLS ME THIS IN THE CAR AND I ASKED HER IF THIS WAS ALL SHE WAS GETTING FOR HER B-DAY. SHE SAID YES AND MY MOM TOLD HER SHE THINKS THAT ATHENA WILL GET A LOT FOR HER B-DAY. ATHENA SAYS YEAH I WILL GET A LOT BECAUSE I WILL GET PREGNANT. MY MOM ABSOLUTELY FREAKED WHEN THAT CAME OUT OF MY DAUGHTERS MOUTH.

MY 12YR OLD SON HAS VERY INTERESTING AND SOME TIMES UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTIONS FOR ME THAT MAKE FOR SOME REAL DIFFICULT AND FUNNY CONVERSATIONS. SOMETIMES THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN I ANSWER SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE GREAT.

SOME OF THE QUESTIONS THAT I DON'T THINK HE WAS PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER ARE

• CAN A BOY GET TURNED INTO A GIRL


• WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS THE CAN EXTEND CERTAIN PARTS OF THERE ANATOMY


• WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT A BOY HAS LIMO AND GIRLS HAVE HEADLIGHT AND THE GARAGE

SOME OF THE MORE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS FOR ME TO ANSWER WHERE

• WHATS IT FEEL LIKE TO HAVE SEX


• WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO HAVE AN ERECTION


• WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN SOMEBODY SLAPS YOUR BUTT AND THEN YOU SAY YOU KINKY MEAN

THOSE ARE SOME OF THE SAFER AND LESS UNCOMFORTABLE ONE HE HAS ASKED. ISN'T IT GREAT WHEN YOUR KIDS GROW UP. IT MAKES ME THANKFUL THAT MY OTHER SON IS ONLY 4 MONTHS OLD. BUT AT LEAST I KNOW ONE OF MY KIDS WILL COME TO ME WITH THEIR QUESTIONS AND I KNOW THAT THEY ARE GETTING HONEST ANSWERS.